| 5 ways to kill yourself:
Have one of your friends put a rat in a jar and put the open end of the jar up to your face. Then have them blow torch the other end. The rat will then eat it's way through your face before it will let itself be burned alive.
If you hear in the news that a bomb got inside a public building. Go and volunteer yourself as fast as possible, and try to stop the bomb from blowing up. If you cut the right wires, you will be a famous teenager. And if you cut the wrong ones, god heard your wish.
falling backwards out of a tall tree. That way you see a pretty picture as you die.
save a pint of blood every couple of days, then fill an Olympic size swimming pool, then drown yourself in it; you'll be sure to be remembered
slitting your wrist is a stupid and melodramatic way to die. What I'm about to do is take my short sword, place it over my heart, and fall on it. Very Roman, but effective.
10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat!!!
- 1. Dunk it in a bathtub of ice cold water.
- 2. Feed it old tangerines.
- 3. Follow it around everywhere, and smile constantly.
- 4. Flip it over, stick your face in its belly, and go "PHHHHTTTT!!!"
- 5. Bait it with a newspaper or magazine you're pretending to read. When it is about to sit on top of it, suddenly pull it away. Laugh.
- 6. Stare at it face to face, and make all the cat and "meow" noise variants you know, as if you are attempting to communicate in its "native language".
- 7. Pet it, while muttering gibberish in a high, ethusiastic voice, such as "oooga looba isha! Ownt yuv a bitty gaddy!" (see also, "Piercisms Generator")
- 8. Walk it around your neighborhood on a leash.
- 9. Style its hair. Use lots of gel.
- 10. Try and teach it to "sit". Be persistent, and don't give up.
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| wow, i could say that nip/tuck is the best show i've ever seen! maybe even better than america's next top model! the drama is just so juicy! |
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| happy new year! wow...2005 really ended with a bang...literally....i scratched my father's car when i was backing up...fuck....im so not ready to go back to skool! hehe! i hope 2006 is good |
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| 3 hell weeks in a row already.next week is gonna be even worst.i can't stand it anymore.im gonna crack under the pressure. |
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| hmmm lets see...5 random facts about me...?
1. i can't stop eating
2. i still sleep wtih a blanky
3. i enjoy cutting my nails
4. i go braless every sunday
5. i like big fluffy towels
who to tag, who to tag? well, everyones been tagged already so im not gonna bother. |
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